Title: How to Clean a French Horn
Artist: notearchiver
Prompt: 10. Submitted by songquake:
Petunia insists (above Vernon's objections) that Dudley learn an instrument. (Tuba? Piccolo? Violin? Drums?) Who knew that this would be the beginning of a transformation?
Pairing, or gen: Dudley Dursley
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): nudity, implied object insertion
Medium: pencil on ( Read more... )

Title: A Gift of Deliberation
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: Own
Pairing, or gen: Gen -- Dudley and Albus Severus
Rating: G
Warning(s): None
Word count/medium: 389
Summary/Excerpt: Dudley learns that Albus Severus Potter is not an enigma.
Author's or Artist's notes: I want to thank C. for the quick beta, and the mods for this wonderful fest.
Disclaimer ( Read more... )

Title:The Case of the Missing Whatsis
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: 34
Pairing, or gen: Gen
Rating: PG
Warning(s): Some (mostly off-camera) violence and references to criminal activities.
Word count/medium: 2,500-ish
Summary/Excerpt: Dudley was under the impression that the sort of people Harry went after were above and beyond dangerous, and ( Read more... )

Title: Pin-up Dudley
Artist: ???
Prompt: #73-Dudley is invited to pose for a beefcake calendar.
Pairing, or gen: Gen
Rating:: PG-13
Warning(s): None
Word count/medium: pencil & photoshop.
Artist's notes: There is a new thing going round where one finds a pinup of a girl and attempts to replicate the image with a boy. Sometimes the results are ( Read more... )

Title: Cocktail Hour
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: 69: He's a damn fine bartender. She wants to open her own pub. It couldn't be simpler
Pairing, or gen: Gen, Dudley Dursley, Hannah Abbott
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): none
Word count/medium: 2278
Summary/Excerpt: No one wants to work in a bar or restaurant when the Ministry is crying out for fresh minds ( Read more... )

Title: Shine
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: While out with his friends drinking, Dudley stumbles across a man beaten and left in an alley to die. Noticing how pretty the man's blond hair is and how delicate his frame seems, Dudley feels pity for him. Scooping the broken man up, he carries him home and cleans him up. The two strike up an unlikely ( Read more... )

Title: Make Things Better (The Second Time Around)
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: Own Prompt
Pairing, or gen: Gen; post-Dudley/OC
Rating: R
Warning(s): character bashing (Draco, most of the wizarding world), mentally unstable!Harry, BAMF!Hitman!Dudley, protective!Hermione, character death, torture, wizards are assholes, mentions of infidelity, not a ( Read more... )

Title: The Suburban Protector
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: Own Prompt
Pairing, or gen: Gen
Rating: K/G
Warning(s): None
Word count/medium: Photoshop
Summary/Excerpt: By day, he's ordinary citizen Dudley Dursley. By night, he's the rooftop-swinging, kitten-saving Suburban Protector!
Author's or Artist's notes: I really just wanted to draw Dudley in ( Read more... )

Title: Jack
Author: ???
Prompt: #33
Pairing, or gen: General
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Slightly irresponsible parenting.
Word count: 2,033
Summary/Excerpt: Dudley Dursley was sure his life couldn’t have been any better the day his son Jack was born. He and his wife Marlene were going to be excellent parents, and nothing was going to go wrong.
( Read more... )

Title: For Her Sake
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: #9, Dudley/Any, "Hell is yourself and the only redemption is when a person puts himself aside to feel deeply for another person." - Tennessee Williams
Pairing, or gen: Dudley and Pansy
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Violence, attempted rape
Word count: 1,700
Summary/Excerpt: Dudley’s never met anyone like ( Read more... )